Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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