what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Brb crying the tears of my youth
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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