Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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