She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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