she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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