I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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