We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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