My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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