she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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