her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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