You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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