I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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