We should be called the Road Head Warriors
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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