Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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