i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Randomize
