just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I smell stomach acid.
accomplished twins. life is a go
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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