this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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