i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
