do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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