all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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