Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
