i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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