I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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