my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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