Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
This baby is an asshole
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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