i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
