For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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