420 ftw
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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