The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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