Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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