i just google imaged poop.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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