Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I came so hard my ears popped.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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