your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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