Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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