I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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