i permit you to call me
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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