What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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