i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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