I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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