I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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