Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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