Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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