this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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