idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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