just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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