Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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