So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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