I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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