As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I am one with the molecules
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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