Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Bring me that man meat
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
