it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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