BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize
