Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize