thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
