:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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