This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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